My reasoning for this blog is simple, to document and discuss what goes into my mouth on a daily basis. For as long as I can remember I have had a fasination with food and now its more of an obsession. My favorite parts of the day are breakfast, lunch, and dinner. My daily routine revolves around awesome and some not so awesome things going into my mouth. I have a few simple rules that I like follow when it comes to food. One- the age old arguement Quality vs. Quantity, I want both, son. Two- Don't discriminate, its all good baby. Three - Hot with heat, hot with spice, i wanna sweet. Four - i'll take this quote from my dad " hey wife this meal is really good but do you know what would make it even better ......" mom didnt like it, but it taught me a valuble lesson. Five- Go hard! not really about food, just a life motto.
You will also notice many grammar and spelling errors throughout my blogs.
1. Take your self-righteous intellect and shove it.
2. Go back to first grade and sound that s**t out.
I didn't have time to read both earlier, so I missed out on this little gem when I posted. I like the bajillion opportunities to make gay-references, the quote from your dad, and (most importantly) #2.
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(It should also be noted, that I'm a fan of 'commenting' and you'll soon become annoyed. At that point, keep this in mind)
Being that you are one of my three readers, your comments are much appriciated. Just dont be a hater.
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